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Sunday, September 30, 2007

ytd n todae.. i chiong all the way sia

ytd:
went back to sch for chem n phys
lunched den went home to change b4 heading to amk hub to meet my aunty for consultation
during the trip..
my eyes all wide open sia

den at nite
went to temple
den reached home,i chiong hist until 11 den watch soccer b4 slpin

todae.. 1 to 3.. amaths tuiti0n
den went home rivise abit b4 meeting them at mac
discuss some serious stuff den we left loh
i huat n ng bought ice cream n walk
three gays..lol

went home,
did 1 chem p1, emaths p2 n a pract paper..
wahlau eh..
now headache ah..

kay lah.. i want rest..tml stil another dae of study

signin off




laugh my head off


sushi.. in a matter of daes

6:09 AM

Friday, September 28, 2007

swayswaysway
swayswaysway
swayswaysway
swayswaysway
swayswaysway
swayswaysway
swayswaysway


sway sia..
ytd nite my fingernail broke when i was slping
sometyms when u slp, u wil scratch yurself de rite
look wad happen to me

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my chest

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my neck

like kena violated.haha
todae morning they saw my scratches
den they tot i was the one who kipnapped the wanrou in the 9pm show
mao:'eh. u violate her rite.. den she scratch u ah."
me:'ya lah.. she damn violent..she escaped sia.. ltr police come catch me"
joel also hrd it
den he also join into the conversation

he said i was in the ucc(campcraft) team. shld be able to tie a knot properly
den i replied
me:'aiya.. she also in ucc team in another sch mah.."

LAME!!!

during recess
mao wanted to touch my scratches on my neck
den suddenly ng go poke his stomach
his reacti0n too big den he slapped my face...
-.-"""


played soccer n frisbee aft sch
it was damn fun..
can play sport aft a long week of study
i was tortured under the sun
the cuts on my neck were exposed to the sunshine
plus my sweat..
damn irrating cum pain plus itchy

went home, mum dao pa mac for me
met up wit kk n took bus to cwp

saw the pust carts tt sell exam papers
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mrs lee's push cart..haha

met up wit the rest of them
when into the room n saw this pic
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drawing nt bad lah

when mr dinesh was goin thru
i asked 1 qn
me:"the answer i tink ......."
BURP!!!!
i suddenly burp sia
they all laughed.
i damn ps..talk halfway den burp
i cnt control lah..haha

ard 8.30
i n ng da pao burgers frm burger king n rushed home for tt 9pm show
missed 15 mins of the show
i wanted to c whether i gt kena caught..
but in the end.. nvr..
lmao

todae i managed to get the pics of other dolls
fion's
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hippopotamustaqim's(jkjk.. his name is jus mutaqim)
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the panda wan.. damn cute..
i no fate wit this panda sia..

kay lah..
jkjk. tml another dae of studying..
hai!!

signin off

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stil waiting..

7:05 AM

Thursday, September 27, 2007

todae damn sway lah
went to sch soaked frm head to toe
gt umbrella also no use

todae gud weather for naps
fell aslp twice during study period when doin hwk
during pe, we played soccer in the rain
damn fun lah
remind me of my childhood

aft recess, had MT lesson
went cosmix for lesson
had to write letter to a fren
content abt a army boy who took the rifle out of camp wit live bullets
den must write a letter to yur fren n tell him abt yur gan xiang(wad u tink)

me:'yang laoshi. wo xie gei ying guo de peng you.ta men du bu dong. wo yong ying wen lai xie lah."
yang laoshi:'bu yong jing.xian zai ying gou ren de hua wen hai bi ni li hai. deng yi xia. ta men ke neng hai hui xie ni."

translation:'
me:' i am writing the letter to a fren in england, they wun understand mandrine. i use english n write lah"
mdm yong:'nvm lah. maybe thier chinese more pro den u. den ltr they even laugh at yur chinese."

lmao

den i n ng sat at 1 side to do loh
ng:'wahlau. u dun wan tel me.u tel nik.. zhong se qin you."
me:'huh.. i dun like nik."
ng:'no lah. zhong se(colour) qin you."
he was referring to nik's black skin

den,
me:'chey.. den mao also zhong se qin you."
ng:'huh.. y?"
me:"zhong se(dirty) qin you/"
ng:'wahlau eh.."
den he laughed
lol

went back to class n do eng hwk
den i saw mrs george used the pen tt we gave her
den i told ng
wah. so touched sia.
i cried!!1. in my heart..lmao

went for lunch at milkk cafe.
sig ordered chicken wings
joel wanted to try the chicken wings
den sig go lick the chicken wings
damn disgusting sia
lol

went hum..
did some hwk loh
den i saw wad mr tan gave us todae..
quite cute lah..
haha

shall stop here..

signin off








trying to do wad is rite

4:31 AM

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ytd nite went to play fire wit them
met nik first
den yy called me
yy:'eh.. where u all?'
me:'walking to canal..u all lei?"
yy:'wahlau eh.. faster lei.. i ah.. at sp.."
me:'nb. u stil at sp..stil ask us faster.."

sebei lame..lol

den benedict chua
damn guailan
cal me for 3 secs.. jiu kup diao
want me to call back
3 tyms sia.
kns

so we played for awhile loh
we made for awhile b4 proceeding to find kk n gang
so.. we made our masterpieces
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ng HDB flat..haha




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our bbq pit..lol





went to look for kk

they were playin at the bridge there at the other far end
so nik pick up a stick n started to disturb ppl
sharon's reation was the funniest among all



went hum at 9.30 to watch the 9 pm show
i missed the explosion part..sian
aft show showered den want to do hwk
den i cnt find my emaths paper sia
nth to do.. i went to slp..lol

todae morning..

went to slp.
normal lessons
went thru test papers


aft sch..went sp for lunch cos dun have asp
had chicken rice agn
n the same 3 person..lol
bought bubble tea den went hum
den they sae want come up my hse..
to do hwk..
ng did chem.. i teach..haha

under my blk, i was talkin to nik
den ng anyhow lead.. lead us to a dead end( some sort of a corner between 2 pillars
ng:' wahlau eh.. your hse lei.. u duno where to walk.."



den ard 4+ my mother came back.. they left
i online loh.. den did some hwk
den go revise le
gtg

signin off




the day is getting closer as each day passes by

2:46 AM

Monday, September 24, 2007

last nite slpt at 2..
cnt wake up in the morning..
dad called me 5 tyms b4 i could wake up
dad asked me to rush cos like goin to rain le

so i slowly make my way down
when reach the first floor.
it started to rain.sebei sway
i opened my umbrella n walked to sch
halfway. saw huat . shelter him to sch..

whole shoe n pants all wet
went toilet n clear up..
lesson tym was as per normal

chem.. yuhan gt the prize for having the most improvement frm mid yr to prelim



it looked like a soft toy wit a stick
but it can be use to massage the back
they used it to whack yuhan..lol

aft sch.. had asp..
phys prac..
i finished a few mins earlier
so i played wit the stopwatch
trying to get it stop at 1.oo
took me alot tym to do it.haha

went milk cafe wit nik n ng
nik ate. so we did our hwk there
aft his lunch, we decided to head hum.
nik:'eh dick. u buy newspaper le mah?"
me:"huh.. new slipper? i jus bought wad.. the OP wan."
nik:'HUH??!!"
den he started laughing n rolled on the floor
lol. nt so kua zhang.
nik:" i sae newspaper lah.. nt new slipper.. u better dip yurs ears bro... but that was a killer joke.."

we went to buy newspaper..
i laughed at myself on the way cos of tt incident..
den we went our separate ways..

hum:
i took off my socks..
poof.. damn smelly sia..haha
cos my shoe was wet in the morning til now..
faster took it to the toilet.

chiong for my amaths..
n hist..
first tym doin hist hwk this term
i really needa change tt habit of nt doin ss or hist hwk

kay lah. gtg..
tml is mooncake festival...
tonite's moon is already veri round
i stare at it for 10 mins jus now..
like some crazy guy...lol
i wish tt i could......

nah.. it wil nvr come true...

signin off

4:59 AM

Saturday, September 22, 2007

morning went back to sch for chem tuition
had ard 3 hrs of chem..
didn;t went for amaths cos too much ppl

went for lunch at chong pang
ate prawn mee agn..
hrd a little girl shouted
little girl:"sry..i'm nt for sale!"
lol. we hrd le..
keep on laugh
wah.. so small jiu sell body le..haha

i n mao went northpt to shop while the rest when for haircut
walked ard n ard..nth to do.
saw this man.. damn tall.. i tink ard 180+ or maybe more
so we cont walkin ard
reached basement 1.. den we walked past harvey norman
den gt 2 sisters lo0king at some mp3 stuff
den the younger sister kick her elder sister
den the younger sister walked away
den the elder sister turned behind n she saw me
she dao me.. as if i kick her like tt..
nb.. i jus walk away.

went to coldstorage to buy drinks
mao picked up the MAXHIM(duno hw spell) magazine
den he keep lookinh at it..
i stand beside him damn pai seh

next, we went OCC for pool agn
play for an hr or so b4 goin home
i lost the first few rds..
last few all win ..haha
i n mao tried the 9-ball tink
i won..tcyo wan lah.. i hitted 9-8-4-3
in two rds..haha

went out to the stand there to wait for the shuttle bus
shuttle bus came, so we went up n sat at the back
when the bus left..
there was a aunty sitting in the front
aunty:'excuse me. can u drop me here?"
bus uncle:"excuse me.. everyone.this is a shuttle bus. i cnt drop any1 at any where."
aunty:'but i'm in a hurry."
bus uncle:'this is none of my prob..u want to walk or take bus. is your prob.late also your prob."
aunty:'wad kind of attitude is tt?"
bus uncle:"this is a free shuttle bus. i have stations to go to n nt letting ppl off at where they wan..i already talk nicely to you.. if u r nt happy. call this no(he pted at the side of the bus).. n rmb my bus license plate."
aunty:'sure i will."

whole bus when quiet lah.. even we stopped our crap
when reached the yishun mrt station.
the aunty left the bus n went to the back n c the lisence plate
every1 follow
we also kpo.. go c..haha

we went our separate ways
i n ng went home by take bus
bought sauage n the terriyaki chicken..
omg.. damn nice..
reached home..
stomachache..
lol

everytink gt a price..
food nice--->stomachache
food like shit----> stil stomachache

den went downstairs for some moon cake festival celebration
gt lion dance n everytink.. nt bad lah..
4got to bring hp..no pics..haha


kay lah.. stomach aching agn..
signin off..



玩酷 - 潘瑋柏


chances dun come everytym.. i jus missed mine..

3:52 AM

Friday, September 21, 2007

met nik in the morning..
passed me the manu bk
i read while i was walking
nearly fell dwn

eng was fun.
mrs lee:'hw do u pronouce s-league(singapore soccer league)?"
the whole class jus prononce normally
den she sae
mrs lee:" u all must pronouce it as s-league, nt s-lick. it would be worse if u pronouce it the opposite way."

it meant...lick ass(s- league opposite is league s)

so tis reminded me of an incident a few daes ago
aft sch.. i was walking dwn the stairs
mao:'eh.i go hum dl bourne ultimatum(movie) n watch."

so he didn't prononce it properly
it ended like
mao:"eh.i go hum dl porn ultimatum u watch"

me:'porn?"
mao:'bourne lah.."
eugene:"no leh. i also hrd porn"
den we were all laughin

while todae.. frances was as lame as usual
haha..
i was msging while walkin..
frances:'eh derek.. yur hp wad model?"
me:'sony loh..?'
frances:'which model lah."
me:'orh.. K610i loh.. y?? yurs nokia rite."
frances:'ya.. nokia.. only children can get. adults cnt."

i was like.. HUH??!!
den i realised..
NONGKIA in hokkien is children n NONGKIA sounded like nokia..lol


aft sch.. play for awhile
den kena forced to amaths tuiti0n
in the end i found out tt
it wasn't miss lim tt forced us go..
it was sharon!!
u gud lah.. u rmb..jkjk

while.. i'm feelin hot..
i mean fever
maybe under sun too long n drank too much H2O..lol



aft soccer.. we sat there n crapped
rudy ask fornia n asked
rudy:'eh.. tt wan frances sis ah.. wad her name.. italy huh?'
den we all there gong diao
nik:'orh.. frances is france.. den sis italy..:"
lol
den rudy go act like fornia face
damn funny..


anyway..
gtg.. tml gt tuiti0n in sch..

signin off..



there is a limit to everything. especially someone's patience

7:02 AM

Thursday, September 20, 2007


ng.... lmao


todae gt back my mt result..
gt a b3.. same as my o lvl result
okay lah.. nvr de-prove.. at least gt maintain
lol

reached sch. i hrd frm kk tt totti scored for roma
so i patted ng shlder n said
me:'eh totti.. nt bad ah.. score for yur club!"
ng:"aiya.. tired la.. aft match jiu take plane back to sch..gt c how i score?header lei.."
lmao

todae during chem
mr tan gave out the medal for the kayaking competition
chai huat complain sae y nvr give out in his class
give him at the staircase..lol

cos gave in class
no tym to give speech lah..
so i would like to sae it here..LMAO
i would like to thank my parents, my sister n everyone tt supported us
especially the mermaid..lol
i tink we would like to present this medal to the mermaid

enuf of crapping..

had phys pract twice..
do dao peng
aft sch we did the prac in examniation style
so i n ng sit next to each other
his pencil out of lead den he ask frm me
ng:'eh.. gt lead bo?'
me:'gt loh.. wait arh"
ng:'wah.. u my jiu ming en ren!"
lol
pass him le..
ng:'wahlau.. pencil guailan. the lead gt prob.lend me yurs lei."

i finished my pract.. so we exchanged pencils loh
den i used his pencil.. can lei
me:'eh... can use wad!"
ng:'eeyer.. guailan..'
lol.. sebei gay

aft pract i n KK rush home cos both of us wan to dabian..lol
bought newspaper b4 rushin home
saw the headlines..
MOURINHO SACKED!!


woots..haha


goin to miss him lah

he talk sebei gt style
if u all notice
when he talk.. his upper lips dun move at all..lol

MANCHESTER UNITED WON SPORTING. 1-0
i woke up at 1 am to watch
in the end.. i saw the wrong tym
i went back to slp..
i closed my eyes den awhile ltr
i opened.. WTH
5+ le..
emo.. missed tt match

kay lah. needa chiong for my studies
aft i gt back my results
all like shit sia..lol

1 more tink
the sch magazine
i now den rmb tt must pay $8 for it
omg.. i tot free sia.. for our cohort lah
last yr.. sch also dun wan help us buy..zzz
$8 to c our fotos..
i help them take for free lah.lol
kai wan xiao

signin off




respect is sth u cnt earn in a few daes


5:02 AM

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

todae. i nearly jump out of my classrm window
cos i recieved my prelims results
it sucks to core..
emaths p1.. 16 marks wasted cos of my carelessness
amaths(both paper). failed.. most of the qns i can do.. but i gt stuck at the back
ugh!!!!!
eng.. compo out of pt.. pull me dwn.
mrs lee:"derek. i tink u can do better den this.."
i immediately sian 1/2

phys paper1 didn't get back.
but i gt a feeling wil fail..

hist i noe i fail by 1 mark.
cos sharon saw my result
i tink miss ng dun like my face..
1 mark also dun wan to help me find..zzz
sharon also sae gt high chance i wil pass ss
means tis is the first tym i pass humanities
first tym lei..
but nt confirm yet..zzz

aft sch..chem prac
tan wei sheng donated $3 to the sch
broke measuring cylinder
oh ya.. i haven;t pay for my conical flask
lmao

went home aft tt..
mother asked me abt my results
when she hrd it.
she started to nag
mother:'c lah.. nvr study properly..keep on watch tv"
me:'where gt.. i only watch 7pm show during dinner n 9pm show mah"
mother:'u dun argue wit me arh."
me:"kay lah.. i tt tym sutdy til veri late.. every nite lei..is paper hard loh..
go find teachers lah.."
mother:"u dun blame tcrs:'

lol.. when she lose. she jiu ask me to argue..
lmao

chalet:
bad news guys..
7 ppl nt goin------> wirda n gang
sad..
last yr le.. stil dun wan to take this chance to enjoy todae for 3 daes
so every wan need to top up..
total:"$20"

gene sae no complains
so cough up everybody..lol
at nite can play majong or poker..
if wan to study.. ask seow ying to give u tuiti0n..lmao

talkin abt her..
wahpiang eh
i really must ker tou to her liao
amaths p1 90/90
amaths p2. 89/90

den we sae maybe she too humble
dun wan to get full marks
haha
if she donated 25 marks to me..
she stil a1 n i can get b4..lmao

kay lah.. tml need another dae or sianness
gtg.. wanna slp le.. ltr champs league
manu vs sporting...

signing off

5:47 AM

Tuesday, September 18, 2007



didn't noe wad to post..
iw atch this movie agn..
it's damn nice..
the last part was so sad.. cried(agn!)
jkjk.
the girl sacrficed her life cos she didn't wan the male guy to die..
she sae until so touching
tsk tsk.. y must die..
y cnt be happy ending. lol..
i ltr cal the diretor n ask..lol

this post is my 100th post..
yeah!!!!...lol




lol








like gay sia..haha




morning chiong eng hwk..
chiong dao hand ache
went back to sch for frisbee
long tym nvr play til so shuang le

5+ played soccer
i kicked the ball over the fence n into the field
den the guard lock the gate le..
zzz
so i had to climb all the way up..
i tot:'aiyo.. so low nia.can wan.'
den hor.. i clicm go up.. i look dwn
"NB.. so high ah"
my hand started to tremble den i fell
jkjk..i cont lah.. den climb over
rudy:'hero ah hero"


yy:'where gt. is he kick over wan.."
lol
played awhile more
sig kick over to another side
the field outside sch..
gg

went home.. cont wit eng hwk

tml sch reopen sia..
sian1/2
sian3/4
sian5/6
sian6/7
sian7/8

maths pass le..haha

signoff



blk 415a.. the place wit my saddest memory

4:35 AM

Monday, September 17, 2007

haven't been posting for ages..
blog gt dust n rust.LMAo

so past 2 weeks had prelims
studyed n burned midnite oil for almost everynite
finally it's over.
todae we went out to play pool

morning woke up..recalled tt ytd there was a war in my hse
in order nt to get hitted by stray fire
i stayed in my room the whole morning
ard noon went to ng hse
do eng for awhile b4 playin pool
it's fun

met them at ard 1.15
nik was late(AS USUAL)
jkjk
had lunch at sp
mum keep msgin me :askin me where i was:
i turnred ard. she was jus behind me..lol

order half a chicken for lunch..
haha.. nt for me alone lah..
shared wit nik n ng

proceeded to OCC
cos take shuttle bus mah..den cnt stand
so i shared wit nik n huat
den the aunty sae:"sry.. cnt share seat"
huat as me put my head dwn
aunty:'the boy at the back, pls get off."
i sian 1/2

den rudy pt-ed to the front.. gt 1 free seat
heng ah.. if nt must wait for another bus
played pool agn for 2 hrs
i played ard 7..lost 3..
haha.. noob mah..

jim pro sey...

aft playin, went to get drinks b4 heading hm
every1 went their separate ways
ben went sp to pre-order kelly"new albumm..gay ass

i went hm, bathed.. n dinner-ed

need chiong for my eng hwk..

signin off..





Hoping it will be over soon

3:43 AM

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASS MAN..HIST IS ALL OVER.
didn;t post cos of prelims
damn stress lah..
first tym in my life i would burn midnite oil for a test

ytd joel gave me the link for the bleach movie
i dl/ed it..but it gt hang when it hit 5% done
den i refreshed the page
they removed the vid...kns
kk gave me another link
he finished the movie at 9
he gave me the link at 9.15
by the tym i went
they removed it also
damn SWAY AH!!!

ytd study til ard 1+
damn tired
cook maggie noodles
ate n slpt my ass off..lol
i lie on my bed at 2 close my eyes
when open..WAH.
6.30 le.so fast..
chiong to sch lah.
sit at parade square.. eyes half open

first paper amaths
first tym i can do at least 7/12 qns
tink can pass
2nd paper
hist
SBQ ok..
SEQ abt china. talkin abt mao n long march
do until nearly slp

aft paper went for lunch
at sp..some veri interesting happen
so a piece of adivse
dun lo0k up.. it means staring..lol

decided to meet at 5(or rather 4)
for frisbee in sch
i wanted to slp awhile
den yy called me..
went back n play frisbee away
chiong hum at 6.30 to deliver my dinner for my ah gong
ate dinner den on9..

some ASS.. DUMBASS....
i on9 jiu spam my pic..lol
first attempt... nt successfull

second attempt..lol




wanted to draw dumbass but too bad my msn nvr install some tink den cnt draw
sad

oh ya.. jus now i felt veri giddy
i tot i headache agn
so i shook my head loh
den i saw my computer table shaking
omg den alot ppl also saw they felt the shake
some1 stil sae as if in dreamland..
oh my tian..lol

haha.. gtg. needa study for tml test

this vid are for those who are "interested wit pepsi wit raw pork"
S-C-A-R-Y..


signin off

4:43 AM

Saturday, September 8, 2007

todae went back to sch for chem b4 heading to singapore open(frisbee)
ben was late for ard 40+ mins
come le stil give tt shitty face..lol

board the train..
rid lo0king for targets(girls)
spotted 1.. he whispered to us..
den ben come
Ben:"HUH.. THE PINK COLOUR WAN AH!"
tt girl was like only beside us
we immdiately turn away..
damn ps..
moral of the story.."if u go out c charbo..dun jio ben."

so we were chattin halfway
suddenly sth hitted my leg
i turn ard n c
OMG.. the indian standing behind fainted
his head hitted my leg b4 landing on the floor wit a loud thud
we all damn gan chiong
ng took out hp.. wanted to call 995.. but den he dunno wad to sae.
some uncle passed ben the medical oil
ben act til veri pro..
unscrew the cap den sae
ben:"eh.. who noe how to use?"
-.-""'
i was the nearest but i dunno wad to do sae
my hand all shakey

his fren shook him veri hard
his head keep on hit the floor
some guy called the driver using the microfone
next stop they carried the guy out ...
omg...damn shocking..

we went straight there
upon reachin.
i saw the japan team guy.
damn cool
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proceed to watch...
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dunno who vs who

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SMU vs some team

found dratts
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warming up

starting soon
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at tt tym when we arrived, they finished their first match n they won
2nd match was vs philipines
didn't managed to get pics cos i was at the back of the field
they lost... 11-7
gt 1 guy frm philipines
his hair like anderson frm manchester untied
he damn fit n strong...

next they vs shiok
they won 7-6


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gt 1 guy.. quite handsome(i nt gay)
some ass ask me to take but den he was playin..
only managed to get his back

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pretty girl frm dratts..haha
didn;t managed to get her pic also..zzz
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aft tt we combed the whole place for chinese food
aft lo0king for half an hr
we decided to go to plaza singapura
ate there, decided to go home
cos damn tired..

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rudy cross his leg.. damn gay.haha

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ben sian..

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ben posing.. blur cos some1 shook my hand

ohya..
the vanessa hudgens posted nuded n her pic was all over the internet
rudy was readin n ben snapped him
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haha

reached home..
directly bath n lie on bed..
damn tired

mingjie msged me..
said tt we missed the match between two best teams
freakshow(singapore) n pula(philipines)
freakshow won by a pt..

den dratts last match lost to china 13-7
gud job lah dratts

kay.. shall stop here

signin off

6:07 AM

Thursday, September 6, 2007


~IAmSoDamnSian~




familiar? haha..
ng's msn nic.

todae is sebei sian
woke up at 8
did chem tys for 1 hr plus b4 goin dwn for breakfast
came back..
on9.. chatted

ard 12 met ng n ben for lunch
i suppose to pick my sis up, but my mother called last min n said tt she was there already
she ask me to go home..
lol

reached home.. cont-ed wit my tys loh
studied hist awhile b4 dinner
todae whole dae at home is sian daooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
supposed to send my aunty off at air port but den they gt the tym wrongly
den no need go le

went for swimming..
damn hot..
but refreshing

shall stop here..
signin off.


Stephen King's 1408 Trailer



wanna watch this movie.. damn ice
fear factor.3/5...
veri nice

4:51 AM

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

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todae went back to sch to study
played soccer for an hr b4 goin for the kayaking competiti0n

meet huat fir n joel
took bus there
reached at 1.20
but the competiti0n 2.30 den start..zzz
we sat there n wait loh

2.30:
they stil giving prize for the competition held in the morning
2.40.
stil giving out prizes
2.50
STIL giving..zzz

huat go ask the person when start
huat:'i go ask the person..the person sae ltr.if dun have. i go whack tt guy cos he said ltr.."
lol

at 3..the competiti0n started
i n joel was first..
we paddled all the way..
frm the side, the kayak frm another grp smash into our kayak
the kayak gt hole..
in order to stop it, joel placed his leg there den kena cramped
den tt guy smack the oar into joel's face n my arm..
damn IT!!
my arm started bleeding.. we struggled to carry on..
we continued paddling even thought we are bleeding n sweating..

den we came back, we came off the kayak n let huat n fir take over..
they need to complete another rd
at tis tym.. we were leading by alot
fir n huat cont frm there
a wave came n smashed into huat's face
he was knocked out
fir had no choice but to paddle on his own
he struggled all the way..
suddenly huat regained concious n saw a mermaid swimming a distance frm him
he dived into the water without thinking..
both of them went underwater for quite awhile
i n joel quite swam to find him..
we searched high n low n found him floating somewhere near a boat
we pulled him back to the kayak n fir continued paddling on his own
jus at fir was out of strength
the mermaid come 0ut of the water n cr8ed waves to allow the kayak to move faster
fir was reaching the finished line but they capsized.
fir shook the kayak vigously n the kayak float past the finishing line
WE R THE CHAMPIONS!!
we came out of the water n alot of ppl hugged n conglad us..

enuf of crap..haha
tis story was made up by us cos we scared tt we win without even kayaking
so we had to make up a story..

real stuff now
2.30.
giving prize
2.40..stil giving prize..NB
2.50
i slpin le.. stil giving out prize..zzz

den mr tan informed us tt we maybe nt be kayaking cos semb sec didn't turn up
so it's a walkover
we won..lol
but in the end..the guy in charged said
guy:'they wil kayak, they wil get first place regardless wad position they get ltr.while the others stil can fight for 2nd,3th n 4th place.. this is to let them have a feel of the race.'

zzz...
wad feel..
only tired feeling nia..lol

competiti0n went on..
they keep on sae fornia shld join another team cos of her height..
haha
me n joel were up first..
1 kayak knocked into ours.
he smacked my arm n joel's face
we went off course
zzz
we took a long turn but we managed to come back at 5Th place
fir n huat took over
they overtook 2 n got a 3rd positi0n

nt bad lah.. we nvr train sia
haha
went home n bath..

shall stop here..
super duper sebei tired..

signing off

4:51 AM

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

went back to sch in the morning
cnt wake up but den shishi msg me..
heng
met nik n ng to take soccer ball frm faiz hse

late for amaths
did 1 whole paper b4 goin for soccer
my shoe spoiling..
so to0k out my shoe n play
tt F****** guy(dun wan sae his name)
dunno hw slide.. go slide on me..
make my toe n ankle injuried..
wtf
my whole toe now swollen..

yy+split= tear in his pantss
hahaha
his pants split den can c the .....
eh.. is behind.. nt infront.
XD

ball+drain=my face disfigured..
haha
when the ball rollling to me
den i wanted to get mah..
suddenlt hit the drain den it bounce n hitted my face..
imagined tt..
they all laughed so loud



ben went for his exam n we proceeded to causeway..
AGN!!!
saw SOC on our way there..
COOL!>..
ng:"eh..semb only mah.. y need 6 person come patrol?"
me:'cos semb north mah.. need ppl also attack north first."
ng:"HAO XIAO MEH?"
ass sia he.
den he turned c
ng:"eh.. you tai yan jing lei.yeah!!!"
lol


reahed there.
saw chee wah..
nik bought the disk..
went for lunch
cnt decide where agn
lol.. den yanrong called me
asked me join them for seoul garden..
i already pok.
jus now they sae they comein causeway
so we went to sakae..
haha..irony..
pok yet stil can eat sakae

we went in
waited til idoits for the buffet to started
nik:'eh dick.. 3 le mah..?'
i checked my psp..
me:"1 more min.."

2mins passed..
nik:'eh dick.. wad tym?"
me:'3.01 le..can start."
nik:'can meh.. ask the guy lei.."
den gt the waiter walked past..
i reaction abit too slow den he walk so fast..lol
i raised my hand..
he jus walked past..
zzz..
lousy service

we cont staring at each other..
lmao
me:"eh.. 3.02 le.."
den gt 1 waiter(lady)
waiter:"erm.. u can start already."
as i was sitting nearst to her
damn pai seh..
lol

so we started our lunch
me:"chong arh.. todae we chiong..100 plates.."
we ate n ate..
den alot of tinks happened lah..
slowly one by one tel..

yy saw the sakae delivery man
den he sae
yy:'eh. look like caoge sia"
me:'where where?"
i turedn n c..
wahpiang..
the side view..
lo0k exactly the same sia
ng:'eee.. where gt handsome."
yy:'cos caoge nt handsome wad.."
all laughed



saw this at the computer screen
JOIN THE SAKAE JUNIOR CLUB..LMAO
den nik started to act cute.
haha

den,
yy:'eh..if eat buffet twins gain sia.. 1 eat first..den finish le.. sae wan go toilet..the other twin wil come in n eat."
tt wan also damn funny

next..
yy spilled ng's green tea..
everyone..
WAHLAO..
the person gave us tissue to clean up.
ng refilled agn n placed it at other place
mins ltr
yy tried to stack the plates n knocked it over agn..
WAHLAO EH!!!!!
ng:'wahlau.. u purposely de isit..put where u also hit dao.."
the person came agn..
giving us tissue
nik:'sry ah..my fren mentally gt prob.."
the person gave him the -.-" look

cleaning up.. agn

ng:'go home.. msn pm we put sakae tsunami.."
if u understand..
is funny..lmao

btw this tym.
we damn full le
we ate at least 76 plates or more
nik:'eh. 4 more to go lah.we eat more lah. den tml no need eat den we broke for life."
every1(as usual..always) gave his the -.-" look
his jokes are amazingly horrible man..

as usual. a pic speaks a thousand words..
but this pic.. only has 1 work>>>>>>>>F***

at this tym..there is fried tofu on the belt..
it was passing by us..
nik:'eh.. ng u wan the tofu?'
ng:"dun wan lah.. too full le"
nik:'tt's the idea..u too full so eat tofu.."
this wan nt bad lah..
as least ppl laughed


we sat there n chatted loh
saw this girl
keep on put the chopstick into her mouth
dunno eating sushi or chopstick..lol

nik:"eh. wan get new packet for green tea..my tea becoming yellow tea.."
cos aft awhile the colour of the green tea fades
espcially ng's.. cos yy keep on knock over his tea

so when we left..
we had 77 plates,1 bowl of cold noddles n 2 eggs..
world record
*clap clap*
lol
lame!..
shit.. gettin as lame as nik..
HAHA

5:09 AM

Monday, September 3, 2007

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pic of the dae..
haha

todae..went to buy mrs george tcr dae present
abit to late lah
but gt buy better den nth
lmao

met ng at 12..
mr tan brought us to causeway pt to lo0k for our present
we went to the gift shop("cards n such")
the lady there regconised us
cos tt dae we went there to have mr tan's present wrapped


went we enter the shop
lady:'hey. so did yur tcr liked the present"
den mr tan at tt tym also walk in
den i pt-ed to mr tan
me:"our tcr here"
the lady laugh
den mr tan walked ard the shop to look at stuff
lady:"wah..yur tcr so young."
ng:"n he is single too.."
haha

we saw a mug wit an apple on it
at the top of the mug...
it wrote several words tt could be used to describe tcr
eg..caring,inspiring..blah blah blah
nik:'sia lah.. if give george.. we must cancel out everytink.."
lol
his joke..
burrrrr.. cold..lol
but give him face..
laugh abit


went to another shop to get sth else for her
cos when the mug is put into the box
like abit empty..
we gt some pens n they lo0ked quite cute..lol
gave the pen to the lady n we went for lunch

ben:"eh.. seoul garden lah"
den he open his wallet..
$10 only...
cnt even go in..
lol
Ben:"nvm lah.. wash dish nia.."

decided veri long..
den went to food court
ordered food
i order some curry chicken rice
damn nice sia
the rice is pandan rice
but den only half the normal portion
so little
eat afew mouths jiu finish le

went back to get the present
den the lady was nt there
den other lady sugessted tt we shld get ribbon n some sort of paper
they veri pro at earning more $$
mins ltr.. tt lady came back
she sad the ribbon give us free
so gud sia
haha

den went to shop for kg present
went into a shop
dunno wad name
den we gt him a belt
the buckle is like some sort of robot head..

went for ice-cream
aft order the ice-cream
all become damn gay..
keep on snap ppl
the pic at the top is snapped by me..=)
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wad r we watchin??...o.O
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both snapped by ben

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tryin to act cute..haha

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nik.. as usual.. middle finger..-.-

had our ice-cream
quite nice
the bill also veri nice
but mr tan treated us agn
we wanted to pay him back
but he dun wan to take..zzz

went popular to search for an album
cnt find
nik nvr go ask jiu sae dun have
so we left
went to kg hse n passed him his present
we bluffed him tt rudy was there to prank him
he keep on believed it..haha

went to sp SEMBBAWANG shop to search for it
OUT OF STOCK
went to popular
tt guy checked n said
guy:"the disk is only available at 4 outlets.nearst is causeway."
-.-!!!
peng..

decided to go tml..
cos damn tired
went home..

long post..
tml need go back for sch

happy birthdae KG

signin off

5:37 AM

Saturday, September 1, 2007

didn't went back to sch todae
rest for a week

went to get mr tan's tcr dae present
bought a portable dvd player
almost $200 plus

nik went back to sch cos he wanted to pass up his compo
but in the end.. he didn't bring..
den he woke me up by msgin n callin me..
ask me whether can come up my hse..
gay ass

faster changed n wash up b4 meetin him
met ng n the rest
went amk hub first

at amk hub:
walk ard loh..
we went quite early
cos veri little ppl
went food court for breakfast

aft breakfast
search for dvd player at ntuc XTRA(LOL)
$199...
badget out of range

went back to sp..
rudy bolang n yuanzhong went bugis for thier shopping
jk went home to change b4 preceeding to causeway

went to a few shops
in the end..
at court
the dvd also costed the same..
zzz

bought it..
went popular to buy card
bought 1 for mr tan n george
they chose a marriage for mr tan..
took it to be wrapped
wrote alot of tinks on the card n present
alot of tinks lah..
haha..
ask him to marry faster n stuff..

took mrt to yishun b4 walking to his hse
damn far sia
we walked abt 15 mins bcos of nikhil
we surprised him n tested the player at his hse

tt was ard 3+
we didn't had lunch cos most of us r broke
mr tan took us for lunch at j8(cafe cartel)
he treated us lunch..
haha

den out side the restaurant
they advertised halo3(xbox 360)
nik:"no lah. they advertising xbox 361. the whole machine smaller nia."
lol..cold sia


managed to get the back view of the person in custume..
they talked til so gay sia..haha


i ordered meats lover
gt chicken chop,pork chop n a damn large sausage
damn full sia
so much

aft dinner.
mr tan was rushing for moive(woots)
haha.
den he send us home..
in his car,he bought two soft toy frm thailand.. damn cute
den ng siao wan..keep on make the toy n ask me take pic..
but seriously...damn cute

mr angel


mr devil


ng keep on play wit it
den make them do stuffs....
haha


firstly.. they gaying



haha..no body..
jin cute


den clapping

on our way back to semb
we saw a statue
me"eh.. sir stanford raffles!"
ng:"no lah.. sir chong pang."

we in the car laugh til peng
den huat sae
huat:"no lah..at chong pang the statue of the old man carrying tinks den sir chong pang lah..this wan sir yishun"
damn funny

joke of the dae

reached back to sch there
saw miss koh
mr tan let us off
i n huat chase aft her to disturb her

huat creep frm the back den shout
huat:"da xiang!"
miss koh stunned!
miss koh:"wad r u all doin here?"
huat:"kena shocked ah?"
miss koh:"ya.wad r u all doin here.. prelim nt over lei.."
me:"we eat lunch.. jus came back.. yur honda lei(bf car..or fiance car)"
miss koh:"eh.. is BMW le.."
haolian sia..haha

reached home.. stomachache..
maybe eat too much

tml i tink is dzafir birthdae
wishin him happy birthdae in advance!

long post.. shall end here
signin off

5:14 AM